He’s tripping on acid
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
(via sorry)
my parents said to go to bed early
it is early
in the morning
(via sorry)
(via meatb4ll)
